PoliticsJOE_UK popped up at Lancaster University to quiz the campus Reform UK society. Their hot take? Saying “hello” to a woman now counts as harassment—and that makes dating near-impossible.
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These keen young Reformers reckon any friendly greeting “blows it out of proportion.” They claim #MeToo rules turn every “hi” into a hate crime. Cue the collective eye-roll.
🤣 5 hilarious clap-backs
Social media couldn’t resist—and neither could we. Here are the funniest, most on-point responses to their dating grievance:
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