New legislation would force judges to impose jail terms when sentencing repeat offenders for shoplifting.
We admit this is a bizarre headline!
"Could be written today and is almost the daily editorial for some of our shameful media."
"Modern version of a slave ship?" asked one person.
The claims will shock fans of the popular performer.
Carol Voderman tweeted: "Every time he's in public (not a staged stunt) he is booed.The game is truly up."
"Ironically we haven’t got a pot to piss in," wrote one person on Instagram.
"Won't somebody think of the Brexit voting white man," wrote one person in response.
How? Is what everyone wants to know.
Has Rishi given up on the environment?
"This is brilliant," tweeted many many people.
As murky as the oil?
Well this backfired...
The hot take nobody asked for...